Poor Kid

I've already talked briefly about Kenneth, and I briefly mentioned he has "bad luck." But luck is such a relative thing. Is he unlucky compared to a lottery winner, or unlucky compared to a hobo?

Story time! Once in ninth grade, Kenneth was on a field trip with a teacher who particularly disliked him. He was sitting at the back of the bus, because that was the only available seat when he boarded. Then he started listening to some music, because he always did. It just so happened that so hooligans were also at the back of the bus, and one of them had brought vodka, and they were drinking it.

Eventually they started causing a commotion, like most drunks do, and the teacher came back... so they got rid of the bottle.


Sort of.

So when the teacher arrived, he saw this.


That's the kind of bad luck our hero has.