Sunday, September 6, 2009

Prelude, Part 1


This is Hideaki Matsui, but you can call him Hide. He's cool with that. He's cool with everything, really. He's so cool you could keep a side of meat in him for a month. He's too cool for school, and even though he lives in a society where emphasis on academics drives thousands of teens to suicide he's so cool that no one cares he barely manages to pass classes. He has mad electric guitar skills and the voice of an angel, if angels had voices suited to RAWWWWK. All the girls want to have sex with him and all the guys are jealous of his amazing coolness and sex appeal, but if they get to know him they'll become best friends with him in a heartbeat. And then they'll want to have sex with him, because Hide is just that amazing.

"STOP, MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY"


Or at least, that's how it is in his fantasy world... in the real world, he falls asleep on the bus to school a lot. His brother, Ryuusei usually twists his arm to get him to wake up.

1 comment:

  1. "He's so cool you could keep a side of meat in him for a month" made me chuckle something fierce.

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