Troll Week, Day Four

Your name is VANNISS PENDORA. You are absolutely certain you are THE ONLY SANE TROLL.

Your hero is the GREAT TROLL KING PENDORA. You hope that you are his descendant and base your life around his EXPLOITS. You read EVERY BOOK about him and his adventures and practice with BROADSWORDS and SPEARS, his most powerful weapons. The MUSCLEBEASTS that prowl around your hive are no match for your prowess; with your LUSUS, you wish to join the ranks of CAVALREAPERS.

...But maybe you're not really CAVALREAPER MATERIAL. Due to some bizarre circumstance, your PERSONALITY is the opposite of most trolls. While they are egocentric and hateful, you are kind and selfless. You GREATLY DISLIKE when fellow TROLLS insult each other and often try to act as an AUSPISTICE. Most TROLLS don't really like you, but that's ok. They just don't realize WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.

Your trolltag is austereGenteel and You speak eloquently and plainly, so that people will take you seriously.