Troll Week, Day Three

Your name is STAAGEN TOSICAT. You base your life around the CELESTIAL BEINGS that only you seem to hear. It may have something to do with the fact that you can only hear them if you clear your mind and consume CELESTIAL MUSHROOMS, a rare FUNGUS that only your LUSUS knows how to grow. You have taken a great fondness to CULTIVATING FUNGI; your entire HIVE is built EVEN DEEPER IN THE GROUND than your FELLOW TROLLS'. You are NOT VERY GOOD and controlling where the MUSHROOMS grow, so you've let them just take over the HIVE. The CELESTIAL BEINGS said it's all right if you do that.

Oftentimes, the CELESTIAL BEINGS command you to create FINE ART. House space that isn't COVERED IN FUNGI is dedicated to VARIOUS CANVASES AND SCULPTURES. They either CELEBRATE LIFE or SING PRAISES TO HIGHER LIFEFORMS. No one really understands your ARTISTIC VISION, and they try to convince you that the CELESTIAL BEINGS are hallucinations. But that's ok. The BEINGS told you they're real and that your FELLOW TROLLS' OPINIONS don't matter.

Your trolltag is plumbBonkers and yooouuu liiikeee tooo taaakeee thiiings veeeryyy slooowlyyy.